Dicks.
Age 32, Male
Doughnut tester.
Your basement...
Joined on 7/17/08
Posted by RedBartlettLock - December 20th, 2011
Whatever ya celebrate, whether it's Hanukkah, Quanza, or Christmas! And if you're offended by that, get bent!
Anyways, I'm sorry I've been gone guys. I long for the good ol' times! I miss us nerdin' out about awesome games and about how the current economy and/or world is goin' down the shitter! Let the good times roll, let's bring back some of that old magic. :D
How have you been old friend? We haven't spoken for a long time.
Good! Busy. A TON of shit has gone down since I last talked to you guys.
During your absence I found an old book on american history (I know I could have used the internet but there are some things the internet doesn't have) and now I know a lot about your home state, Texas.
Yeah, I don't like Texas all that much but it DOES have an interesting history.
I'm thinking about drawing again, but I don't know what.
... Something Bioshock related.
During your absence I was dead a little inside and spent months listening to Emo music and cutting myself. The outside wounds made the inside ones hurt less.
Same here, man. Same here. D:
BTW, where's Capn? haven't seen him in awhile.
He moved to the countryside so his connection's bad which has resulted in him been a tiny bit inactive. Although he still goes online regularly, just like not as much.
I miss the 30 post long intellectual discussions we used to have on Stalker's page.
:'(
Yeah, man. :/ Well shit. That really sucks. Haven't heard from him since... about 2 years ago? Like, ever since the collab.
Make a post, Stalker! Something that requires deep, untellectual thought.
Hey Canistel, I was wondering since you have a PS3.
Have you ever played Uncharted?
YES
Guess what? I drew something after a long time.
Daaaaang! I'll go take a look.
Get off the barbeque and get online already!
(Apologies to Texans)
LOL I will NEVER be a Texan. XD
I'm really wantin' to move back to Washington and my folks agree. Honestly, I can't wait to get the hell out of this stupid state.
...I thought you was a Texan. You lied to me.
*pulls out baseball bat out of thin air and proceeds to beat you into oblivion.*
I love Oblivion... :D
But no, I may LIVE here, but I hate it here. I just wanna go back home.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You have violated the law!"
"What, I just touched this piece of bread for sale!"
"Don't talk to me scum, pay the court a fine of 100 gold or serve your sentence!"
"Look, I don't see what the problem is, I was just about to buy this loaf of bread and I decided to hold it for a second to get a closer look. And 200 gold for touching a loaf of bread?!"
"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!"
"Wait, please...No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOO! Agh...ooooweee...*cough cough*."
Random citizen: "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
"Stay safe, Citizen."
LOL funny stuff, Cash.
I always thought you were from the lone star state, but that's still cool, Texas isn't the only state I read about. Which Washington are you from, the state or the city?
Washington state. My favorite place in the world, so far.
If you ever move back, let us know, I don't want to be alone with Cash again. (I don't hate you Cash, it's just been boring without Canistel and CapnChaos around)
Also what is wrong with Texas? Too hot?
Many things, man. I'll literally make a whole post about it.
I have been thinking for a while, what if I saved up for a PS3? I feel that I'm missing out on some good titles, I recently plugged in my PS2 and started playing my old games again. So many memories came flooding back and I forgot how much fun it was. Afterwards I asked myself, should I keep playing those classics? The sequels are mostly PS3 exclusives and they look really cool. But before I do get one, I want to hear what you guys think.
Totally, dude. It's a great console and it has a shit-ton of exclusives in its library.
...I've known you for over 3 years now. Holy shit muffins.
Hooolllyyyy dick.
Wait, whozzis?
I look forward to reading your rant about why Texass sucks and Washington is great.
I made a typo on Texas there, but feel free to use it as an insult.
I just realised something. We're going to have to give Canistel a new hat for the collab (if we ever get off our lazy asses that is).
*Falcon Punch!*
...There.
Where did everybody go?
Rusty
Atheists should have they're own Winter Holiday...
Welcome back, old chum.
RedBartlettLock
Thanks, man. Good to be back. Been sooo goddamn busy.