Hey y'all. Imma gonna go Barbeque some Briscuit with mah new propane barbequer. Shotguns and Chevorlet trucks.
America, fuck yeah.
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And I'm gonna drink vodka until the bottle is empty (or lose my vision).
Cool. I'm gonna start a war with another country because I think I know what's best for everyone. Yay, America. :P
OK, I'm gonna raise the Red Banner to show that we're better than everyone. But firstly MORE VODKA!!!
OMG! Don't you DARE say you're better than 'Merica! WW3!!! Because America says so!!! God bless the free land! :D
*Drunk* What are you talking about? We invented the strategic bomber, the AK, tetris and best of all VODKA!!! *throws up in trash can*
*Barbequen* Well, we're the first and only country to nuke somone else! God bless freedom and democracy!
Now I'm sorry, but I have to go gain 200 pounds, excuse me.
Pfft, the Lower and middle classes...All criminals or extremely uninteligient. What ever happened to true pure bred blood instead of the average mud-blood around these days. Oh well, JEEVES, GET ME MORE TEA AND CRUMPETS!
You're just jealous because Mrica is the best.
Now I'm sorry, but I have to go fuck my wife while reading shotguns weekly, excuse me.
Where's Capn? He's supposed to be the one we all make fun of because he's the kind peacemaker that for some odd reason, everybody rips on.
Oh, and he says "eh".
Now I'm sorry, but I'm going to shoot at some black folk for entertainment, excuse me.
(It's all jokes people. Don't get pissy)
Very well, they need me to plan our invasions of the US and western Europe.
Uh-oh! Cold war 2!
I was wondering, what is briscuit? I hear it a lot in American movies but they never explain what the damn stuff is?
It's beef, but it's a certain part of the cow.
Tasty stuff. :)
I hope that part isn't what I think it is...Because you want Beef not Chicken.
LOL!
No. It's the chest region. :)
BTW, did you get the joke...I probally should've made it more obvious.
Beef as in... penis?
No, Chicken=Cock therefore I actually said you want Beef not Cock.
Lol! :D
FIee
lock legion is shit
RedBartlettLock
Grow a dick or something.