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WAZZUP!!!

Posted by RedBartlettLock - September 13th, 2008


I'M BACK JSAFNMHDXFYYMADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one-e leven!!!exclemation pointz


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Hi, I made another sort of important post again about a new account.

K...

Er...Welcoem Back?

Thanks. (?)

Good to have ya back

Good to be back. :)

music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus....

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey

Lol!!!
Steaming shitz. :P

Can i eat you?

I like Apple And Pears Crossed and called a Redbartlett yummeh :P

Only if you don't chew. :P

Aww chewing is half the fun :(

Not for me.
it hrtz. :(

I beg your pardon, I'll have you know I happen to be a fully grown man on a site surrounded by grubby little children such as yourself!
Well you can't intimidate me young man, For I quit this nonsence once and for all!
I'm delighted to announce my retirement in the arms of all of you chubby little outcast minorities. Ho-ho-ho-ho!

Dude, I probably no more about Sonic that you.
I've adored the game, and could get up to Old Robotropolis when I was like 5.
TRIVIA TIME!!!!
1. Dr. Eggman's different looks has changed over the years because...
A. Mutaution
B. Robotocized, and changed back causing different body structure.
C. He died, and came back in an altered body.
D. The artists just changed his style.

2.
A. Dr.Eggman's full real name is what? (Easy.)

^ the douchebag above me pisses my THE FUCK off! ^

Anyway, I love that my flash is your only favorite so far.

Yeah. I saw your name in "your favorite artist list" so I felt bad. :(
So I favorited your flash, and favorited you as an author. :)

I would like to fuck you up the bunghole, and then I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth, and chew them up with my little pearlies.

Eggman is annoying...

1. Is that hard to take down a little hedgehog (Jeez.)

2. He keeps harassing me on my page.

3. He's probally some 10 year old attention-whore.

1. Seriously.

2. He does that because, he's a n00b.

3. I said the same thing. :P

Also Robotnik is Eggmans Grandfather.

Robotnik died :(. (But then i prefer Eggman he's more cheerier and more of a comic-relief villain not an evil one like Robotnik)

Wrong!
Proffessor Gerald is Robotniks grandfather.
Eggman is Robotnik, just a different body type.

Oh, I got it wrong then.

Yeah. Better luck next time. :(

So it was Gerald who created Shadow and died on the ark.

Also Shadow Died but Eggman/Robotnik recreated him.

Not exactly. Dr. Eggman completed, and freed Shadow.