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Happy holidays everyone! I'm back!

2011-12-20 15:02:01 by RedBartlettLock

Whatever ya celebrate, whether it's Hanukkah, Quanza, or Christmas! And if you're offended by that, get bent!

Anyways, I'm sorry I've been gone guys. I long for the good ol' times! I miss us nerdin' out about awesome games and about how the current economy and/or world is goin' down the shitter! Let the good times roll, let's bring back some of that old magic. :D


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RustyRusty

2011-12-20 18:17:52

Atheists should have they're own Winter Holiday...

Welcome back, old chum.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Thanks, man. Good to be back. Been sooo goddamn busy.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2011-12-21 17:27:49

How have you been old friend? We haven't spoken for a long time.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Good! Busy. A TON of shit has gone down since I last talked to you guys.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2011-12-21 17:52:46

During your absence I found an old book on american history (I know I could have used the internet but there are some things the internet doesn't have) and now I know a lot about your home state, Texas.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Yeah, I don't like Texas all that much but it DOES have an interesting history.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2011-12-24 05:29:07

I'm thinking about drawing again, but I don't know what.

RedBartlettLock responds:

... Something Bioshock related.


RustyRusty

2011-12-26 00:51:41

During your absence I was dead a little inside and spent months listening to Emo music and cutting myself. The outside wounds made the inside ones hurt less.

(Updated ) RedBartlettLock responds:

Same here, man. Same here. D:

BTW, where's Capn? haven't seen him in awhile.


RustyRusty

2011-12-26 11:37:18

He moved to the countryside so his connection's bad which has resulted in him been a tiny bit inactive. Although he still goes online regularly, just like not as much.

I miss the 30 post long intellectual discussions we used to have on Stalker's page.

:'(

RedBartlettLock responds:

Yeah, man. :/ Well shit. That really sucks. Haven't heard from him since... about 2 years ago? Like, ever since the collab.

Make a post, Stalker! Something that requires deep, untellectual thought.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2011-12-28 12:43:20

Hey Canistel, I was wondering since you have a PS3.

Have you ever played Uncharted?

RedBartlettLock responds:

YES


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2011-12-31 15:26:31

Guess what? I drew something after a long time.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Daaaaang! I'll go take a look.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-07 08:36:44

Get off the barbeque and get online already!

(Apologies to Texans)

RedBartlettLock responds:

LOL I will NEVER be a Texan. XD

I'm really wantin' to move back to Washington and my folks agree. Honestly, I can't wait to get the hell out of this stupid state.


RustyRusty

2012-01-15 21:39:54

...I thought you was a Texan. You lied to me.

*pulls out baseball bat out of thin air and proceeds to beat you into oblivion.*

RedBartlettLock responds:

I love Oblivion... :D

But no, I may LIVE here, but I hate it here. I just wanna go back home.


RustyRusty

2012-01-16 16:33:49

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You have violated the law!"

"What, I just touched this piece of bread for sale!"

"Don't talk to me scum, pay the court a fine of 100 gold or serve your sentence!"

"Look, I don't see what the problem is, I was just about to buy this loaf of bread and I decided to hold it for a second to get a closer look. And 200 gold for touching a loaf of bread?!"

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!"

"Wait, please...No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOO! Agh...ooooweee...*cough cough*."

Random citizen: "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

"Stay safe, Citizen."

(Updated ) RedBartlettLock responds:

LOL funny stuff, Cash.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-17 04:47:57

I always thought you were from the lone star state, but that's still cool, Texas isn't the only state I read about. Which Washington are you from, the state or the city?

RedBartlettLock responds:

Washington state. My favorite place in the world, so far.


SpamOfCanSpamOfCan

2012-01-17 15:55:30

Butchered animals taste good on my toast.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Hello, newcomer!

I must agree.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-19 14:19:49

If you ever move back, let us know, I don't want to be alone with Cash again. (I don't hate you Cash, it's just been boring without Canistel and CapnChaos around)

Also what is wrong with Texas? Too hot?

RedBartlettLock responds:

Many things, man. I'll literally make a whole post about it.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-19 15:44:06

I have been thinking for a while, what if I saved up for a PS3? I feel that I'm missing out on some good titles, I recently plugged in my PS2 and started playing my old games again. So many memories came flooding back and I forgot how much fun it was. Afterwards I asked myself, should I keep playing those classics? The sequels are mostly PS3 exclusives and they look really cool. But before I do get one, I want to hear what you guys think.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Totally, dude. It's a great console and it has a shit-ton of exclusives in its library.


EmbargoEmbargo

2012-01-20 15:32:33

...I've known you for over 3 years now. Holy shit muffins.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Hooolllyyyy dick.

Wait, whozzis?


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-26 07:49:39

I look forward to reading your rant about why Texass sucks and Washington is great.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-26 07:51:28

I made a typo on Texas there, but feel free to use it as an insult.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-01-26 16:23:44

I just realised something. We're going to have to give Canistel a new hat for the collab (if we ever get off our lazy asses that is).


RustyRusty

2012-02-03 07:57:11

*Falcon Punch!*

...There.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-02-23 04:50:25

Where did everybody go?


RustyRusty

2012-07-07 14:21:04

Am I gonna have to slap a RedbartlettLock?

RedBartlettLock responds:

I'm here, don't do it. D:


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-07-08 04:17:03

Ring...Ring........Ring...Ring..........We're sorry, the Lock you are trying to reach is currently unavailable for reasons unkown, please leave another message after the beep.

He's going to have thousands of these when he checks his answering machine.


RustyRusty

2012-07-08 20:20:17

You know when you write a letter to an organization for something important and they ignore you? So in response you send a massive dog turd with explosive materials stuff inside in a packagein an act of revenge?

No? Just me? Okay, well anyway if only you could the something similar online...


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-07-11 16:27:12

Please come back! This place is ungodly boring without you and Capn!

RedBartlettLock responds:

I'm here! Where'd Capn lately?


RustyRusty

2012-07-22 15:44:21

UNGODLY!

RedBartlettLock responds:

Cash! Watch my new Flash!

Also, it's good to see ya again. Been way too damn long!


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-07-22 16:13:43

Where have you been all this time?

RedBartlettLock responds:

Around... Hah, just been busy man. Life got in the way.


RustyRusty

2012-07-24 01:57:22

You should drove a turbo-powered bulldozer. Then life wouldn't be a problem.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Hah, that sounds pretty ideal. :D


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-07-26 03:56:24

Did I mention I now have a PS3? I got it for a good deal too.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Awesome! PSN?


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-07-28 14:19:14

Not yet.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Aww. Alright, well tell me when ya got it.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-08-04 04:02:16

I made a new post not so long ago. The last one was getting old.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Alright, I'll check it out.


RustyRusty

2012-08-15 22:26:11

You have yet to make a rant about Texas.

RedBartlettLock responds:

LOL, I do need to do that...


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-08-17 16:55:03

Oh god not you too! Now it's just me and Cash.

RedBartlettLock responds:

I just heard from Capn. We need to discuss Flash ideas! We wanna do a collab.


RustyRusty

2012-08-21 00:45:33

*HomicidalFrog.

Awkwardly there's a typo in my new username.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-08-30 14:38:23

So, any ideas for a collab? We can either go back to the one we started or we can start again from scratch.

RedBartlettLock responds:

From scratch! I don't have any ideas right now currently, though.

Do you?


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-09-03 16:35:24

I've been speaking to Daisuken. He's a really decent guy.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Yeah, he's my best buddy. He lives like not even a mile from me.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-09-20 15:21:38

So thoughts on a collab? Like I said before, we can finish the one we started back in 2010 or we can make a new one.

RedBartlettLock responds:

Probably a new one, considering we didn't really have any ideas down for the one back in 2010 anyways.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-09-23 06:24:09

Urgent: Something awful has happened!

RedBartlettLock responds:

???


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-09-23 16:41:16

CashClock and maybe CapnChaos have fallen to the bronies! Of all the people, why them?

RedBartlettLock responds:

My God...


RustyRusty

2012-10-08 13:56:16

Capnchaos = Confirmed brony.

RedBartlettLock responds:

I don't care all that much, really.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-10-22 12:43:54

Just wondering. Who are you rooting for in the election?

RedBartlettLock responds:

I would vote for Ron Paul, but he isn't on the ballot where I live. it's bullshit too, because he gets NO media attention whatsoever despite the fact that he predicted all of the wars we would ultimately get into and even the economic collapse 15 years before it even happened.

Also, he's the only one who told it like it is in the debates. People just didn't like the truth they faced. When the debate went over foreign policy, of course, the others were saying shit like:

"Well, the terrorists hate America because of our freedoms. Freedom and democracy."

And Ron Paul said:

"I don't think they hate us for our freedoms. They hate us because of the past 50 years of foreign policy that issued us to get involved in all of their countries' affairs." And people boo'd him! It's the damn truth! Wish people weren't so retarded. And his policies just plain make sense and are backed up by statistics.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2012-12-17 16:20:42

Yeah, Ron Paul seems like the most legitimate candidate. It's times like this you'd swear the country was full of dumbshits who believe anything.


STALKERClockSTALKERClock

2013-02-17 07:34:16

If you're still there, I made a post I want you to read.


chris-the-stick2chris-the-stick2

2015-03-16 16:30:49

hello there!

whats up??!!!

its been ages since we last talked!!!