CapnChaos 2010-02-07 02:27:50

First of all, to the guy above me: Lol wut?

Second: Congrats on banging some chick none of us know.

3rd: The way you phrased the sentence is borderline douchebaggish.

I don't know if it was the "Friggin'" or the "with my girl". It was likely both.

'Friggin' makes you sound like an asshole who is too pussy to swear, wheras "with my girl" is both gramatically incorrect, and calling her your girl in that context sounds bad.

Examples of normal sounding sentences:

"I fucking got LAID by my girlfriend"

"I did it with my girlfriend"

"I fucked my girlfriend"

"I am proud to say that I am no longer a virgin; recently, I had sexual intercourse with my female partner"

Now, keep in mind, I personally am not trying to be patronising or douchbaggish by correcting you, I merely am trying to assist you in future gramatical choices.

Also, keep in mind that I have been drinking redbull with whiskey mixed into it, so my mind isn't exacly stable ;P

CapnChaos 2010-02-07 03:09:10

I added you on facebook.

Apparently you're the only person in Texas named Healy.

I was all like "lol it's redbartlett, only with a fauxhawk, or is it?"

then i saw "i liek pie"

STALKERClock 2010-02-07 13:57:21

What was it like?

CapnChaos 2010-02-07 15:23:38

Interesting fact: Her name is Danyel.

Rusty 2010-02-07 16:57:01

For me, that's not a big deal..Most of my friends have gotten laid already, I feel like an outsider :(. (By that I mean 60% of the friends I hang out with who have already gotten laid...)

Although I do believe I'll get laid sometime this year if I follow my friends example, but I probally won't.

Fun fact: Never told you guys this but I prefer older wimmenz.

Another fun fact: I've became good "friends" with my hot college professor. It'll probally never happen with her, but ya know...It's a perfect match, 31 year old women usually want 17 year old guys, but 17 year old guys don't usually want 31 year old women. I'm the exception.

Yes, another fun fact: Not only our we good friends but I've pretty much made it obvious I want to be more than that, nothing major such as: "I want to be more than friends....Do you? *Funky music.*" or "Fuck buddies?" I've only said a few things to give signals. One of those being sometimes I'll stay after class to talk, or sometimes the more obvious ones, occasionly abandoning not going out with my friends to go out with her. (As a friend-date, of course...Yeah, I think it's pretty obvious.)

So yeah, I'm expecting a "Look, we can't do this." or "Oh what the heck, but you got me drunk." Mostly the "Look, we can't do this." because I'm underage by a year, but hell, I'll risk the embrassessment for being the first of my friends to have sex with an older woman, at that point, I think I'll be the one who's the main bragger. Getting your teacher in bed isn't easy and it's a gamble for severe embrassessment and awkwardness.

Rusty 2010-02-07 17:05:00

Also, congratulations I guess, but once again, your not the first of my friends to lose your virginity :P, but you are one the first of my e-buds to get laid.

CapnChaos 2010-02-07 22:19:42

That's what you think cash.

Rusty 2010-02-08 12:53:47

Apprantly Capnchao has got laid...So your not my first e-bud to lose their virginity. Or at least, someone he knows that is my e-bud has gotten laid.

CapnChaos 2010-02-08 16:30:19

I was bluffing actually. I just wanted to add some drama.

Rusty 2010-02-09 18:17:10

Lol, I knew you was I just couldn't be bothered saying "No you haven't.", I tend to play along alot even when I know people are lying to me :p

BostonClock 2010-02-09 22:46:08

What did you do? What is "it"? Lol.

Noice man. Noice.

CapnChaos 2010-02-10 21:50:35

In other news, Myspace died and Facebook took it's place.

CapnChaos 2010-02-10 22:14:26

Oh also, Of the suggestions i gave you, you chose the one that made you sound most like a 12 year old. ;)

On the subject, you could have used an array of colourful words rather that "Did it with"

Fucked

Boinked

Screwed

Tapped

Hit

BostonClock 2010-02-10 23:15:30

Or

Banged

Made love to

Slept with

or lastly, Had sexual intercourse with.

Rusty 2010-02-11 12:31:02

Or as we brits say. "I shagged me bird, mate."

Or:

I had a fiddle with my girlfriend.

I oiled my girlfriend.

I gave my girlfriend some whipped cream.

Or I raped my girlfriend but weirdly she wanted me to...Did I do something wrong?

Rusty 2010-02-11 12:32:11

Or:

This time, she didn't have a headache.

Rusty 2010-02-11 12:33:11

Sorry for triple post but I just got the most simple one:

I had sex with my girlfriend.

CapnChaos 2010-02-11 17:31:00

I stuck my willy-do into her cha-cha.

CapnChaos 2010-02-11 17:33:42

Question: What exactly do you want us to call you these days?

Pearlock - Original.

Redbartlett - Alt made because LL said you can't be pearlock.

Canistel - LL name, basically makes no sense of using this page anymore, really.

or your IRL name? Healy, lulz.

Rusty 2010-02-12 13:05:43

I'm just calling him RBL now...It's quick and easy.